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This Is Why You’re Fat 03/05/2010

Posted by TheRealJawn in Crack-Ups, Jackassery.

El Niño - Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds.

As spring break approaches (unless you go to Michigan, and you’re just getting back – sucks!), most people are hitting the gym hard to get on their beach body grind.  If you are one of those people, this website will suck for you.  ThisIsWhyYoureFat.Com (they also have a book) contains pictures of the most outrageous heart-attack-on-a-plate dishes every created.  My favorites so far are the Inside-Out Spaghetti and Meatballs, Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich, Tony’s BLT, and the instantly legendary “Flatline Burger.” Caution:  This website is dangerous when shmlazed.  Hit more for some pics:

Inside-Out Spaghetti & Meatballs

A giant meatball stuffed with spaghetti, marinara sauce and ricotta cheese.

Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich

Leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, corn, cranberry sauce, mac & cheese, spinich balls, puerto rican rice, brussel sprouts, pearl onions, bacon, white castle hamburgers and ravioli inside a foot long bun.

Tony’s BLT

One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo.

The Flatline Burger

Double bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter deep fried and served with two sides of chipotle mayo.


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